@TJCarpenterShow – email@example.com – I sat down at my computer with one of the most intriguing athletes of our current generation. Potential game changer, perhaps one day cultural icon, @thesanchise31 offered is thoughts on life love and legacy.
TJ Carpenter: @TheSanchise31 What does the freight train do in its spare time?
Freight Train: @TjCarpenterShow Work out, wear tank tops, awkwardly flirt with@THATgirl_uark, and most importantly party and pick up ladies on Dickson
TJ: @TheSanchise31 So does@THATgirl_uark get a free ride on the Freight Train? (our interview gets hijaked for a moment at this juncture)
THAT Girl: @TjCarpenterShow @TheSanchise31 of course i do wouldn’t mind a free ride from you either…
TJ: Oh you’re THAT @THATgirl_uark Now it all makes sense. @TheSanchise31
TG: @TjCarpenterShow @TheSanchise31haha i was kidding… #dontjudge not THAT that girl
TJ: @TheSanchise31 Is there any truth to the rumor you were born with two left feet?
FT: @TjCarpenterShow Not true. Now, after multiple injuries… The Sanchise doesn’t move like he used to at Har-Ber.
TJ: @TheSanchise31 So you were a better faster Freight Train in High School? Ever talk with Nate Rakestraw?
FT: @TjCarpenterShow A faster freight train, not better. Slow and steady win the race! Not sure where Nate is. Hope he knows Mike Dog misses him
TJ: @TheSanchise31 Who would win in a dunking contest? You or@SummerofMallett
FT: @TjCarpenterShow Probably@SummerofMallett. I could win an academic test! Also, how often did Larry Bird dunk? Or McHale? #myidol
TJ: @TheSanchise31 I guess it would depend on if @SummerofMallett needed a scantron or not. Who would win a Pullin’ HOs contest?
FT: @TjCarpenterShow well,@SummerofMallett pulls countless skanks. I pull high quality chicks. Guess he wins on quantity, Sanchise on quality
FT: @TjCarpenterShow Sanchise envisions himself as a Bill Walton. Great player derailed by injuries who reengineers himself into a cultural icon
TJ: @TheSanchise31 Dirty Sanchez or Freight Train or Sanchize or Sanchezlie?
FT: @TjCarpenterShow Sanchize is the verb to the noun of Dirty Sanchez(Yikes!). Freight Train is AWESOME. I can handle Sanchelzie.
TJ: @TheSanchise31 Good stuff, thanks man, and good luck on the rest of the season. Will you be instrumental in Arkansas 1st road win?
FT: @TjCarpenterShow Fo sho. Freight Train will play the defense. Other guys can focus on scoring.