@TJCarpenterShow – tj@hogsportsradio.com – Time for my “twinterview” with @TeeDub8 Gamechanger, bombthrower, and SEC Defensive punching bag. Also @FakeBobPetrino best friend. This is the second installment of an infinite series; Better Know a fake athlete.
TJ Carpenter: @TeeDub8 What is your relationship with Coach Petrino like?
T-Dub: @TjCarpenterShow I couldn’t tell ya. whenever I try to say something he starts droppin #FBombz and tellin’ me to go run Turbo Buffalo again.
TJ: @TeeDub8 You seem to handle the yelling pretty well. Why didn’t he ever yell at Ryan Mallett?
TW: @TjCarpenterShow He usually just yells at players who have potential.
TJ: @TeeDub8 You were voted most handsome QB before the start of last season, do you think you’ll drop after the beating you took this year?
TW: @TjCarpenterShow The #FamilyKeester holds up fine, and the helmet protects my mug. We both know that’s all that matters. #GetOffMeBarkley
TJ: @TeeDub8 What is harder to take, physical abuse on the field or verbal abuse on the sideline?
TW: @TjCarpenterShow Abuse on the field is definitely easier, thanks to the #FamilyKeester. Bobby’s #FBombz hurt deep.
TJ: @TeeDub8 Why didn’t you throw to Greg Childs more during the season?
TW: @TjCarpenterShow My agent and Jaruis’ agent had a little side deal going to get his stats up. Although that knee injury didn’t help either.
TJ: @TeeDub8 So you’ve got an agent? I guess they didn’t take Cam’s Heisman away. If you win one over Barkley they won’t take yours either?
TW: @TjCarpenterShow My agent? Did I say I had one of those? I meant I had a uh… yeah. I don’t know what you’re talking about…
TJ: @TeeDub8 You model yourself after your Idol Bret Favre… in what ways are you similar? Different?
TW: @TjCarpenterShow We’re both tough as can be and have 5 o’clock shadows 24 hours a day, but I’m not a huge fan of playing football in jeans.
TJ: @TeeDub8 Anything else, maybe your personal lives are similar? I know you both love female sideline reporters.
TW: @TjCarpenterShow I don’t do small time. That’s why I’m going for Erin. I’ll let Brett stick to the local Jets beat reporter skank.
TJ: @TeeDub8 Any truth to the rumor you were kicked out of class this semester?
TW: @TjCarpenterShow Nope. He happened to kick another kid out at the same time I threw up deucez and left. It must’ve been a little confusing.
TJ: @TeeDub8 Some people insinuated your were hungover. Do you party hard?
TW: @TjCarpenterShow Remember me talking about “Perfect Thursday” on the ESPN thing? Let’s just say it makes me pretty thirsty. #ThirstyThursday
TJ: @TeeDub8 you and Bobby ever hang out? I know willy liked thirsty Thursday too.
TW: @TjCarpenterShow I’ve been to a watch party or two at his house. He usually blacks out, goes looking for Les Miles, or both. It’s still fun.
TJ: @TeeDub8 you like chi o’s and chik fil a I’ve heard.
TW: @TjCarpenterShow I’ll do anything for Chik-fil-A. But I don’t need Chik-fil-A to do anything with Chi Os. Plus Chi Os are open on Sundays.
TJ: @TeeDub8 Thanks man. This interview will be up on tjcarpentershow.com later today.
TW: @TjCarpenterShow Anytime. I love the attention.
TJ: @TeeDub8 By the way, just SHOCKED the Chi Os aren’t all in church on Sunday…
